Dark Humor,
Real Products

Not safe for snowflakes — and I wouldn’t have it any other way. Zero chill included, zero apologies given. Everything I make is for the brave ones, the ones who laugh at what others whisper about. Politically incorrect and brutally honest, my stuff says what everyone thinks but nobody dares to say out loud. The kind of things your mom would absolutely hate finding in your collection — which is exactly why you’ll love them. If dark humor is your love language and offending people is your cardio, welcome home. You’re going to fit right in.